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The Barrett-Jackson Auction Drinking Game
Drink 1 every time Alain DeCadenet says "Provenance."
Drink 2 when that other guy says it.
Chug it when Yates says it.
Drink 1 every time a Corvette crosses the block.
Drink 2 if it's red.
Chug it if it's a 427 (note: beware of alcohol poisoning because every
1967 427 roadster ever made seems to show up in Scottsdale).
Drink 1 every time a car sells for more than $100,000
Drink 2 for $200,000
Chug it if it is over $1,000,000
Drink 1 every time the camera man bumps into a car.
Drink 2 every time Alain DeCadenet makes a big deal over current license plates on
a car.
Drink 3 every time the trunk is full of paperwork.
Chug it if the car was once owned by a celebrity.
Drink 1 every time that one female auction worker shouts.
Drink 2 every time the auctioneer taunts a bidder or intentionally pits one bidder
against another.
Drink 3 every time the car is purchased by a phone bidder.
Drink 1 for every Hemi.
Drink 2 for every Z28.
Drink 3 for every Shelby
Chug it if any of the above are convertibles (yeah, I know there are no
Z28 convertibles, smart guy).
Drink 1 for every hot rod with a small block Chevy.
Drink 2 if it's in a Ford 3-window coupe.
Drink 3 if it has any transmission other than a TH350.
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